Subtitle contest!

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Who wants to take a crack at this gem from Neend Hamari Khwab Tumhare?

Comments

Shweta Mehrotra Gahlawat said…
"Baby i have a hair emergency-my curls are flat!!!! Pls lets drive to the store and get one! even a little one would do- the new ones are only THIS big!!!!"
April 29, 2009 9:26 PM
Rum said…
if i may act like an 18 year old i'd say "Ohh Nanda will u take ride on my disco stick which is this long?" HEHEHEHEHEHEHe - END of immature subtitle from immature blogger!
April 29, 2009 9:37 PM
JJC said…
i cant; my mind i just too pervyy
April 29, 2009 9:59 PM
a ppcc representative said…
I second Rum's.

Or maybe I would just have it say, "PPLLIIIIIIZZZZZZ."
April 30, 2009 12:50 AM
Dee said…
perverts, all of you! it's obvious he's just doing a lame-ass version of bhangra!
April 30, 2009 1:18 AM
gebruss said…
"That much space, there was that much space between this and the other car. And now look what you did?"
April 30, 2009 1:56 AM
Sujoy said…
1.Ek aur ek gyarah..LOL.

2.quote: Amar Akbar Anthony

Ek..ek se bhale ..Do

3. dirty one, shhhh

4. if u don't look at me Nanda, I will tickle you!! I am serious.
April 30, 2009 8:28 AM
Shellie said…
I once caught a fish and he was thisssss long!
April 30, 2009 9:25 AM
memsaab said…
I'm too jealous that you have this movie :( *sad*

Bring me this one too in May! Have been dying to see it.
April 30, 2009 10:22 AM
Debojit said…
Really, fun, lines lol...great one, Beth.
April 30, 2009 11:33 AM
bollywooddeewana said…
Go out with me, and my love for you will grow this much
April 30, 2009 1:00 PM
bollyviewer said…
When will your waist be this big? WHEN?
April 30, 2009 1:30 PM
theBollywoodFan said…
"Okay, I know the sun's up and all, but you *know* you suffer from hypothermia, correct?"

=)
April 30, 2009 2:19 PM
Silent Melody said…
"Kya tum mujhe bas itna hi pyaar karti ho?"...or "Do you love me only this much?" in hinglish
April 30, 2009 4:02 PM
Temple said…
"By any standard you like, I think you have to admit I am above average..."
Beth - bad girl. You know we can't keep it family friendly
May 01, 2009 9:09 AM
Beth Loves Bollywood said…
Vah vah everyone! So creative!

I have to say, my favorite so far is Dee's statement of it being "lame-ass" bhangra! So unexpected! If anyone can find video evidence of Shashi doing filmi bhangra (I can't think of anything other than the park song from Suhaag), we can compare.

They're all brilliant, though!
May 01, 2009 9:31 AM
Anonymous said…
"Please believe me--a triangle doesn't have two right angles."
May 01, 2009 1:23 PM
Amey said…
"Hum bolega to bologe ke bolta hai
hum bolega to bologe ke bolta hai
ek memsaab hai saath mein saab bhi hai
ek memsaab hai saath mein saab bhi hai...

Oops, forgot my finger puppets again"
May 01, 2009 1:47 PM
Sanket Vyas said…
"And that's WITH shrinkage" (my apologies to 'Seinfeld';)
May 01, 2009 4:20 PM
_nilanjana_ said…
Hit me baby, two more times. (Please!)
May 07, 2009 7:42 PM
Crazy on Bollywood said…
Very funny title.Anyway Sashi is looking very cute...ummmmm.
May 11, 2009 5:12 AM
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