roll out the red carpet

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Beth Loves Bollywood is proud to present the unauthorized US launch of the highly anticipated English-language version of Shashi's Scandalously Shocking Shirt Scandal by - who else? - the wundergals of MissionBAS.

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Anonymous said…
Aw man, and I already loved the incomprehensible German version! But this is all kinds of fantastic.
May 04, 2007 10:03 AM
Unknown said…
It's hysterical!
May 04, 2007 11:33 AM
Indianoguy said…
WOW Hillarious!
May 04, 2007 1:18 PM
babasko said…
oh how i love that she did it. its fantastic.
May 05, 2007 12:55 AM
Anonymous said…
shes really good, our kaddele. but, will there ever be an akshaye khanna version of such crazy stuff?
May 05, 2007 4:38 AM
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