If there's one thing we've learned from the internet, it's that there is always someone out there even weirder than we are.
Following 4DK's hilarious and eyebrow-raising lead, here is a short list of some of the most amusing and confusing search terms that led people to Beth Loves Bollywood over the last year. Apparently many readers share my curiosity about Akshaye Khanna's hair, providing several variations on that theme:
My version of the "Really?" award, which is not as funny as 4DK's, is Amrish Puri shirtless scenes.
The "Barking Up the Wrong Tree" award goes to what went wrong in Indian culture.
And my absolute favorite: Amitabh Bachchan wearing poncho, not the least because I can actually deliver!
- Akshaye Khanna hair
- Akshaye Khanna hair loss
- Akshaye Khanna losing hair
- what did Akshaye Khanna do to his hair
- Rekha secret for long hair
- what is the secret of Bollywood Rekha ji for her beautiful hair
- is Akshaye Khanna gay
- Akshaye Khanna girlfriend
- Vinod Khanna shirtless in Qurbani video
- is Rahul Khanna gay
- Shashi Kapoor fan blog
- Shaitani Dracula review
- Maha Chor bellbottoms
- 3rd person singular madlib
- Asoka sexy
- Krantiveer love rap lyrics [I'd like to know those too!]
- Bollywood feminism
- Bollywood movie with crocodile [some form of the word "crocodile" appeared in half a dozen searches]
- Bollywood robot
- youtube Bollywood female swashbucklers [if anyone does find these, please let me know!]
- musthave Bollywood film
My version of the "Really?" award, which is not as funny as 4DK's, is Amrish Puri shirtless scenes.
The "Barking Up the Wrong Tree" award goes to what went wrong in Indian culture.
And my absolute favorite: Amitabh Bachchan wearing poncho, not the least because I can actually deliver!
Comments
I don't know if my blog was that helpful in answering said query :)
Vinayak - Really? Share share! :) I bet YOUR site has a zillion fabulous queries.
Shweta - That is strange!
By the way, what film are those poncho pictures from?
Lime(tte) - YEAH!
myrna-nora - DO IT! But report back so that we know you made it out alive :) The poncho is from Ram Balram, which I wrote up here.
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As to Amrish Puri shirtless - in fact in Bhumika he does play a non-villain (tho not a hero either, it's a Shyam Benegal movie) and I think we do actually see a somewhat fit body display, maybe with an undershirt, anyhow I remember noting some such thing.
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VIRGINIA
"old indian film star mahipal bath day"
I remembered a similar poncho in 'Mr. Natwarlal'.
I went and checked mine out, and am glad that I was able to provide an exhaustive answer to the question "What is the film called when a woman gets thrown to crocodiles and receives plastic surgery?" The way that's phrased, it sounds like it's a whole genre! Which, in a way, it kind of is. :)
Sadly, I don't think I was much help with "Nutan milks a cow in Hindi films."
Banno - I smell a post on Bolly ponchos!
Anarchavist - That's a very good question and I'm so glad that the blogosphere is so well-armed to answer and illustrate it :) Sometimes I wonder if search terms are what someone is actually looking for as an abstract concept - like "gee, I wonder if there's a movie where Nutan milks a cow? I can only dare to dream!" - OR if it's a descriptor of something they remember seeing and they can't think of any other way to pin down a particular film. Sadly I bet it's the latter.